Conan O’Brien has posted a listing on Craigslist for the Tonight Show.  True story.  Here’s the link.

I thought I’d be awfully clever and send an e-mail making an offer on the show.  Here is that e-mail:

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“SUBJECT: I want the SHOW!

To be honest, the only reason I want to buy the Tonight Show is so I can give it to Conan and watch him host it for the next few decades….and so I can make guest appearances to promote my video arcade, Noah’s Arcade

I will give you $5,000.  I do my own ads.

Noah Vanderhof”

CONAN FOREVER!!